THE WILD DOG DELIVERS COLORED DONGS, SNAKE AND MOUSE.

BIRD GIRL SYNONYM.

BOYBIRD.

DONGSTER.

ALL GET HEAD.

SNaKE aND MOUSE.

NEW+DOODLES=NOODLES.

SWAMPHOP.
TAMBOYREEN.
SAINT FELIX.
GOLEMANCY.
CROWLEYDOC.
JULICOLLABORATIVE.

THE WILD DOG KNOWS ABOUT SALINE.

AND THEN...

Hotel.

The pants I bought are too tight. My genitals block the zipper even though I wear underwear. I never buy jeans, I hate jeans, but slacks stopped fitting properly when I came back home. I'm not at home now. The water here tastes like grass. Instead of drinking water, we have been drinking wine and beer. Everyone is dehydrated. Once everyone falls asleep, I start doing push-ups. I can't do too many push-ups in a row, so I divide them up into sets of forty. This room has two beds. Every centimeter of carpet is covered in trash. We have been living here for about a week.
In the morning, the three of us huddle around the small sink in the bathroom and shave our faces. Even though the others have thin, underdeveloped facial hair they still lather their faces in shaving cream. My face is like sandpaper. I run the razor under the faucet. My razor, my face, and my neck all smell the way the water tastes. I am the last one to finish shaving. As we put on our clothes, everyone brushes their teeth. We are satellites, putting on pants, boots, and jackets. We sit at the end of the bed, on a table, lean on the television while pushing over heaps of garbage. Someone puts on cologne. All three of us take up our cellular phones and walk out the door. I remind one of the others to put the "do not disturb" sign on the door. No one is going to clean up.

Great Lords Can't Sleep.

THE WILD DOG NEVER SLEEPS, HE JUST HAS VISIONS OF THE PAST.

I WAS JUST HANGING 

FROM THE WINDOW

CLOWN

NEAR THE 

FIRE ESCAPE. THE TOWN 

IS A WRETCH,

RUSTY,

                            AND                             PINK.

LAMENT,

 BUT ONLY FOR A FEW

 MINUTES,THEN GET

 BACK TO WORK.

[[TICK TOCK]]

THE FRIENDLIES DOODLED OUR EXTREMITY.

CHRIS.CONKLING IS A GENIUS.  [below]


ANDY.PLASENCIA IS A GENIUS TOO. [below]


THE.WILD.DOG IS LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS. [thanks]